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Sjekketriks fra Jean-Claude Van Damme

Posted in Film/TV by Imelda on november 23, 2008

Alle ble vel dødsimponerte av Double Impact? Kvinner må falle som fluer for Jean-Claude Van Damme. For den kortvokste belgieren kan nemlig mer enn å hoppe opp på kjøkkenbenken i spagaten. Han kan sjekke opp hvemsomhelst, selv i en profesjonell setting. En ekte sjarmør, er han. Se bare her, i et lite intervju han gjorde med Newsweek:

Theres a monologue in the film about being a washed-up action star. Did you improvise that?
I like structure—like driving: go past the school on the street, stay on the right side, no hitting the car, go in right, you’ll see a big church, stop and take a left, and you’ll have it. By doing this I’m giving a structure of life, a path of light, and showing what happens between me and me, which is something very beautiful.

Beautiful? Why?
I really opened myself up in «JCVD.» I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.

It was like being naked—I would love to be naked in front of you.

Well, I
Not being naked being naked. I say such things in Hong Kong and they thought I was being a crazy Frenchman. Being naked of protection.

So youve no regrets at all?
Believe me—I’ve done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don’t regret the crazy stuff. So are you in New York?

Yes, I am.
And are you 27, or 32?

Im 22.
Oh, f–––. That is very young. Will you come to the premiere?

I dont know. When is it?
I don’t know. You will wear all black, a black dress and high heels?

You can come find me, I will be the one with the very broad shoulders, dark hair and a simple suit. We can have some champagne, you and me.

Hvem kan si nei til noe slikt? Og hvem visste at det var et legitimt sjekketriks å snakke om spermen sin? Kjekkas.